Versatile • adj. Capable of doing many things competently.
excuse me but you’re missing the best one
I HAVE NEVER REBLOGGED SOMETHING SO FAST IN MY ENTIRE LIFEWacky fun…
I’d tend to agree:
excuse me you forgot someone
Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME
i still cant believe the easter bunny died for our sins
wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
When someone sneezes and you FEEL ths droplets on your skin
those text posts where every single comment is pure gold
WAIT I MESSED UP
how fucked up is it that so many men associate periods and menstruation with women “acting shitty” towards them because of pms,when women are literally the ones who go through actual pain because of the whole thing?
I mean, dude, this is so not about you. grow up and get over yourself.
shhhhh dickwad, I’m a guy
When you refresh your inbox and a new message appears
mom… dad… i’m…
#gay #instagay #gayhomo #gayfit #gayjock #gay #gayboy #hotgay #gaymale #boy #gayuk #hotboy #gayteen #gaylove #gayman #homo #gayp3nis #gaycute #gaychat #gaycool #gaykik #gaylike #gayhunk #gayinsta #gaymuscle #gaymer #gays #gaybody #gaymen
but the real question is has nemo found himself
- teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
- me: firstname.lastname@example.org
Tell me Pink don’t look like Justin Bieber
lol at first I was like when did Justin get tits